Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY), who took a picture of his wiener, but isn't sure if it was HIS WEINER or someone else's weiner because someone HACKED his phone and he can't say "with certitude" whether the weiner is his or not. But it doesn't look like his weiner because if the weiner is his, .... IT'S VERY SIMPLE MR. WEINER!!!! A SIMPLE YES OR NO will suffice. WE'LL EVEN TAKE A "NO COMMENT" ... (and just so you know ... if I took a picture of my weiner ... I'd remember. But that's just me). You see, most "regular" people don't do things like take pictures of their weiners and text them to someone by mistake. Only highly, intelligent and important people like you all, do crap like that. This is mainly because most "regular" people have this thing called a CONSCIOUS ... and a healthy dose of FEAR about getting caught doing disgusting things such as ... taking a picture of their weiner and then sending it into cyberspace ... you know, stuff like that. Asshole.
SO, even after resigning for his disgusting acts it has now come to light that Mr. Weiner has continued to engage in twisted and perverted behavior with anonymous women and anonymous cell phones with anonymous aliases (aka Carlos Danger) REALLY?
Of course, I feel for his wife. Why she has chosen to stay with him is really beyond me but since I'm not her, I can't really judge her too harshly. That Mr. Weiner even has a wife is a mind-blower to me, but if I could, I would tell her to take her baby and leave. BUT NO. She goes on t.v., tells everyone she loves him, she's forgiven him, BLAH BLAH BLAH. And just watch ... they'll probably elect this guy. Mr. Weiner should thank GOD that I am not his wife because I'd be sending a picture of his weiner to every newspaper/magazine and strange cell phone user on earth ... severed, fileted and roasting on a BBQ.
Like Eliot Spitzer, the 54th Governor of New York and Attorney General who was nailing prostitutes left and right while infiltrating prostitution in the city ...
RUNNING FOR NYC COMPTROLLER! *sigh* ... MEN. There's no getting around it. Give them a little power, an ivy-league education, a nice wife and a family and what do they do? They FUCK IT ALL UP and THEN, everyone forgives their sorry asses.
I NEED TO RUN THE WORLD.
NEXT, Horn-dog No. 3: The Mayor of San Diego Bob Filner
A very old horn dog who has been accused of sexually harassing his employees. Three have now come forward and one has hired attorney to the downtrodden and sexually harassed, Gloria Allred.
HERE'S THE THING ... until we start electing WOMEN to positions of power these jerk-offs will continue to harass women, carry on with strippers and bang prostitutes and act like pigs. And here's the other thing .... NO ONE HAS ANY SHAME! It is AMAZING to me that a man who can take a picture of his pee-pee and send it to people on his cell phone, GET CAUGHT, have to resign, go through public humiliation which destroys his reputation, humiliate and disrespect his poor, suffering PREGNANT wife ... AFTER ALL THAT, THIS ASSHOLE DECIDES TO RUN FOR PUBLIC OFFICE!
WHAT THE FUCK????? WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE?!!!
Is it just me who thinks these guys are completely bat shit crazy?
Did you all hear that Caroline Kennedy was given an Ambassadorship to Japan?
She's an incredibly smart woman and extremely capable however, ... Caroline really needs to moisturize.
Onto mega-turd Ted Nugent.
From Huffington Post ...
Ted Nugent Blasts Stevie Wonder's 'Brain-Dead' Boycott, 'Hoodlum, Dope-Smoking Trayvon Martin' ... dope peddling, gangsta wannabe, Skittles hoodie boy.
OPEN LETTER TO TED NUGENT ...
Dear Ass Wipe:
First of all, it is unbelievably disrespectful of you to speak of a dead kid the way you have.
Two, ... HOW do you KNOW that Trayvon Martin was a "hoodlum, dope smoking, dope peddling, gangsta wannabe, Skittles hoodie boy?" Really ... how would you KNOW that? Please enlighten me.
Third, Stevie Wonder is boycotting performing in Florida to protest against the "Stand Your Ground" law which is antiquated, backward and serves no one.
YOU, who crapped and pissed in your pants for months and didn't bathe in order to get out of Vietnam YOU COWARDLY BASTARD, are a DISGRACE to this country and to every man and woman who served this country you so profess to love. YOU need to shut the fuck up! AND ANOTHER THING ... I thought you were going to leave the country if Obama got elected? What the hell are you waiting for? LEAVE ALREADY! Asshole.
Heidi Klum takes another picture of herself half naked. Heidi Klum is totally in love with her tits. I hate Heidi Klum.
"Look at me!!!! I've had four kids and I still have a flat stomach and big boobs!!"
"Look at me!! I'm 40 years old and I look like I'm 20!!"
"Look at me!!! Aren't my boobs big and beautiful!! Don't you wish you had boobs like mine!?"
It's all a screen. A pathetic attempt to remain relevant and "sexy." Turning 40 does that to narcissists. They are compelled to pose sans clothing.
Sharon Stone at 51. Yeah. I really needed to see this.
And last but not least, the Queen of All Narcissists Madonna. EEOOWWW ... now that's just gross. That teat LOOKS 50 years old.
Ok. I feel much better now that I've vented. Feel free to leave comments.
Until next time ...