Monday, December 31, 2012
OH. EM. GEE.
1. Her ASS is going to get so big it will need its own zip code.
2. I hope the baby doesn't get his chin.
3. Two narcissists who are in love with each other (she with herself, he with himself)
4. Strategically waiting to make this glorious announcement - New Years Eve ... because Kimye knows how much we, the little people, look forward to their farts and shit. (I bet if Kris Jenner would find a way to bottle Kim's farts she would, and then everyone on earth would rush to their local department store to purchase it).
4. A new reality show awaits.
Dear GOD, help us.